BY JASON McSHNOZLAK

harveyjames It's an Art Deco-style Jill! This was the only entry in our competition to use art deco stylings, unless you count the 50+ entries Patrick Alexander drew in lipstick on his own body. The cops got him before he could even make it to the photo booth.
slut YOU GET MY LAST PLACE BECAUSE YOUU ENTERED BOTH CONTESTS YOU FUCKING CHEATER
auntie jason entered this picture into both the official contest and the booby contest. it wasn't good enough to win the former and it wasn't bad enough to win the latter. the lesson here is not to stand in the middle of the road. you'll be run over.
the queen I had this commissioned as a possible new corporate identity for The Tower. I don't know what it's doing here.


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